In Power Rankings news, they're down there somewhere, and not much changed between that episode and season's end. Speaking of those supporting characters - there might be a "Friends Secondary Character Power Ranking" in the future. Eliot Gould is in the catbird seat.
The One With Ross' New Girlfriend
No Cold Open! New
Intro!
We still have Ross'
sad slow motion big suit dance.
And we're back at
the airport.
Chandler's hair is
all different, I'm scared.
oh Phoebe gave all
the dudes haircuts
PAOLO IS BACK HELL
YEAH
Dudley Moore ~ Demi
Moore
And Phoebe keeps
ownin' it
Why is Chandler
wearing a bowling shirt for another person, is he a 90's hipster?
The One with the Breast Milk
Monica has a really
nice pencil sketch of an avocado hanging in her kitchen.
"If he blows
into one, does the other get bigger?"
The Hombre man looks
like a horrible nightmare gimp suit.
PHOEBE IS STILL
KILLIN IT
Joey is the White
Hombre.
Emily Proctor as
Annabelle!!!
The One Where Heckles Dies
Hahaha, Janice
impersonations
Oh god they killed
Heckles.
Phoebe doesn't
believe in evolution?
Heckles saw Joey as
"the italian guy" , Chandler as "his gay roommate".
Phoebe trolling Ross
is the best.
Janice is back and
she's pregnant and married! Yay!
The One With Phoebe's Husband
Rachel owns trying
to catch this bird.
What, Steve Zahn?!
Phoebe used to live
with Monica?
"The underwear
out there is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the
terrace!"
Chandler has a third
nipple
"I can't
believe you. You told me it was a nubbin!"
"Joey was in a
porno movie!"
Their table at
Central Perk is always reserved. I wonder if they actually reserve it, or if
they're just GIGANTIC ASSHOLES.
"You know,
that's bad for the paper tray"
"How can you be
straight? You're so smart and funny and throw great Academy Awards
parties!" - Phoebe is the best.
The Ross version of
the (500) Days of Summer scene is so obnoxious.
The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Yes they're mocking
midget WWF wrestling, I LOVE IT
"Bob
here."
ECONOMIC INEQUALITY
Another Three's
Company joke
Topical! It's Ebola
Hootie and the
Blowfish. That's the joke
There was a long
shot of a Cigar store with "Gay vacations" right above it
Monica made out with
a blowfish.
The One With the Baby on the Bus
I hope Ross dies
The One Where Ross Finds Out
"Hey Bing,
racquetball in 20 minutes!"
"When I first
met you, the first thing I said to Chandler, great butt, awesome rack"
Damn, Jennifer
Aniston is really good, she's carrying the Ross/Rachel stuff on her own.
The One With the List
12MB of Ram, 500MB
Hard drive, built in spreadsheet, 28kbps modem
Whoa, Michael McKean
could be Monica's boss.
Chandler just
offered to play Doom.
"Spock actually
hugs his father?" Star Trek commentary
Well if this ends
with Ross with nobody, I'm okay with it.
I thought I couldn't
hate Ross more until he dedicated a U2 song to Rachel.
The One with Phoebe's Mom
Ugly Naked Guy is
decorating the tree.
The ending twist
with Joey was nice.
The One with Russ
Oh geez, Fun Bobby
is an alcoholic, he's the most depressing character.
Holy shit Chandler
jamming his hand into the cookie jar and getting sauce was amazing.
Russ falling for
Julie after she shows up outta nowhere. Love it.
The One with the Lesbian Wedding
Whoa, Ross is so
shitty.
Joey's days of our
lives is cool.
Oh Phoebe, you've
gotten possessed.
Rachel's mom gets a
standing ovation/ clap entrance??
"unattractive
nude man"
"Lesbian
wedding… chicken breasts!" - Monica moving up the rankings.
Get some, Mr.
Adelman.
"I'm sorry, but
the pigs don't want to get in the blankets"
Monica is so
terrifying and I love her.
The One After the Super Bowl
Uhhhgghh drop the
stupid monkey please.
NEW INTRO!
Yes, the scary slow
motion Russ robot move lives on.
FRED WILLARD!
Also they did
another big applause introduction, this time for Brooke Shields!!
The water throwing
gag is aces.
Part 2
Harry Elafonte
Is that Julia
Roberts?
AAAGHHH it's JCVD
"Did you see
Timecop?!" Monica is challenging Phoebe for #1.
Ross is so sad with
the monkey.
Julia Roberts is
making this R-rated, oh geez
Drew Barrymore has
some ground rules for a threesome
Classic stuff with
the bathroom scene and the Rachel/Monica fights
The One with the Prom Video
Haha, Joey got a
golden "to my best bud" bracelet for Chandler, oh my god. Joey movin'
up the rankings now.
Who is this weird
guy trying to hire Monica jeez?
Ross shirts so big.
ELIOT GOULD IS BACK.
I fucking hate Ross.
"That Stefi
Graf has quite a tush"
Why is anyone on
earth cheering for Ross and Rachel at this point?
Patrick Kerr as the
restaurant manager
The One Where Ross and Rachel…. You Know
Gross
TOM SELLECK!
Rachel doesn't like
subtitled movies.
This episode is not
really funny. Also I hate Ross/Rachel.
The One Where Joey Moves Out
Monica>Phoebe
>>> Joey>Chandler>Rachel >>>>>Ross
The One Where Eddie Moves In
It's a big deal for
Joey to have a toilet phone.
SMELLY CAT MUSIC
VIDEO AND DEMO
Eddie is Adam
Goldberg, holy shit!!!
Buffay.
This whole music
video. Oh god. Robin Sparkles.
This "All By
Myself" montage is an all-timer.
The One Where Dr. Ramore Dies
Eddie is crazy.
Brian Posehn!
The One When Eddie Won't Go
Rachel knows The
Hobbit.
This crazy feminist
wind-taker and lightning-bearers thing book is amazing.
"How do you
expect me to Go if you don't let me Blow?!?!
- You know I don't… have a problem…with that…"
Yay, they're back
together. Bye Eddie.
The fake dog
thing….Scrubs.
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Poor Phoebe.
"It's a
Wonderful Life" for Phoebe
Ross' stupid
overplanning, he's the worst.
The guys emulating
Magnum PI is pretty great.
Depressed Phoebe is
really great.
Also I love that
they're still riffing on TV watching sometimes.
The One With the Bullies
Is one of the
bullies Nicky Katt?
They're finally
addressing the seats issue.
Whoa, Phoebe meeting
her half-brother is pretty sweet (Giovanni Ribisi!)
Chandler is not the
most graceful.
Oh god the payoff
with the new Monica diner job.
The One With The Two Parties
Yes, this is classic
sitcom!!!!
Whoa, Chandler just
raped a girl?
GUNTHER for MVP.
Aww, yay, Chandler
is helping Rachel, they're Friends.
He even got a slowed
down instrumental theme played for it!!!
The One with the Chicken Pox
I AM NOT OKAY WITH
PHOEBE DATING CHARLIE SHEEN
The One With Mindy and Barry's Wedding
What does Warren
Beatty know about kissing?
THE INTERNET!
Chandler got called
a geek for talking to a girl on the internet.
"hh" means
we're holding hands online.
Phoebe just invented
catfishing.
Noooooo magnum PI
noooooooooooo.
It's a big twisty /
changing season finale I suppose.
JANICE!!!!!!